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This is a strict humor blog; I do not post anything sad or depressing; I tag my spam (promos, botms, etc) if you want me to blacklist anything let me know
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whitedad:

i know what we’re all thinking

whitedad:

i know what we’re all thinking

pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

kendrickllamas:

I’m not making enough boys nervous

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

80% of my friendships on tumblr
me: we should talk more!
them: yeah we should!
both: *never talks to each other again*

mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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joydick:

asking whats for dinner is scary because it could make or break your night

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